Being

on death row for the last 2 days has given me lots of time to think. No I'm not really dying. At least, I don't think I am. But whatever the hell I've managed to catch is pretty fucking mean. But whatever. Ranting time.

I've recently discovered that you can search up comedians on Pandora. If I'm the last one to know this, I wouldn't be surprised. But hey, I ain't even mad. I'd definitely recommend it to anyone who enjoys laughing. My current station is Dane Cook. It also features a lot of Jim Gaffigan, Louis CK, Daniel Tosh & Nick Swardson. Listening to this makes my days at work go by a lot faster. Besides looking like an idiot chuckling to myself every now and then, it's awesome lol.

I got this cool nail polish! Well.. it's just silver. But I've never had silver nail polish before, so it's cool to me. It's Wet N Wild fast dry "Silvivor". Very corny, I'm aware. But it looks like this:

That is not my hand, but me and my nails look like shit. And it looks exactly like that anyway. Mine's just all chipped now and stuff. But you have to put about 3 layers on for it to look like this. But when they say fast dry, they mean fast fucking dry. It's fabulous, really.

AND OMG IF YOU'VE EVER WATCHED THE CHEETAH GIRLS I'M ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR WHOLE CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER AQUA, RIGHT?
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

"I THINK HE PULLED A TRACK OUT WHEN HE WAS BLOWING MY BACK OUT"
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IT HURTS TO LAUGH BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Whatever, Raven was always my favorite anyway.

And I'm pretty sure I want to get dreads now. I'll just have to make Dina do them for me lol.

I'm over this. Kbai.

Lol,

so much for being frequent with my blog posts.

Well, those of you who mean anything to me are well aware of the changes that have occurred in my life within the last 2 months. And if you don't know, I obviously didn't care enough to tell you. Apologies~~~

But hey! It's the new year! And if you believe that we're all gonna die because the Mayans got reaaaaaaal sick of making up some huge ass calender, gtfo. I don't believe it, and I don't wanna hear it. And even if I am wrong and the world is going to end, what the hell are you gonna do about it? Save us all? Lol. Don't make me laugh.

Hmm. Well I guess I could just blog about random stuff like I normally do.

LIPSTICK.
I like lipstick. As of maybe 2 weeks ago. Before that the only thing I ever put on my lips was chapstick. And every one of you bastards know that chapstick is a God given gift. I bet your lips are dry right now. Did you just lick your lips? Mwuahahahaha.
Anyway, me and my bestfraaan both got some pretty colored lipstick and mine looks like thisssssss:

 

Photoshoot over. For now.
I felt really good the first day I wore it too c:
me and Dina went to the mall and a lady working at Wet Seal said our shades of lipstick went great with our complexions. WINNING.

If you pay attention to changes, you have noticed I now have bangs.
Excuse them looking like shit, I straightened them for maybe 3 seconds to take pictures.
I like the bangs, but I don't love them. Ohwell, hair grows back.

I was debating on shaving one side of my head or getting dreads. Or both. but it's the middle of winter and shaving my head would be stupid, and I'm extremely attached to my long hair. And dreads are a LOT of work. Enough said. SOO that's still up in the air.

Something I've actually decided on is moving to the west coast as soon as I possibly can. I know this probably won't happen for a few years, but I need to get the hell awaaaaaaaaaaaay. Preferably to somewhere with perfect year round weather. I'll miss Baltimore, and shit, I'll even miss Harrisburg. But they have planes, I'll make my visits.

Hmm. Ever shop at a thrift store? Did you know that they have sweaters as low as $1.00? Did you know they can actually be cute? And did you also know when you bought that one $40.00 sweater at Hollister you could've bought 40 sweaters somewhere the fuck else? Of course you got your taxes to include. But whatever. My rant will end with things I've recently bought at these so called degrading, disgusting thrift stores. Kbai (=

 Shirt: $1.50

 Shorts: $4.00

Dress: $4.00

And I forgot to "model" this blue sweater, so settle for this. And it just so happens that cute boy back there got his shirt from a thrift store too. Both things were $1.50 each.


Badeeebadeebadeee, that's all folks!

You've

been sucked into reading my blog again >:] welcome!

I'd like to give myself props for being so frequent with my blog posts. Even if that does mean I have no life so this is what I will resort to, until further notice.

As you all know me and my best friend are some freaks. Get your mind out of the gutter. We are freaks because we like body modifications more than the average person should. Dina probably more than myself. But I definitely was watching THIS video yesterday and said to myself "yup, I'll rock that" lol. If you're an oblivious bastard like me, I'm referring to her lip piercing that's in the middle. Also known as a Medusa.

If you've known me for a while you know I used to have my angel bites and they looked like thiiiiiiiiiiiiis:

It's been a while and the angel bites are no longer with us :c since then I've gotten a dermal at the end of my eyebrow, I got the left side of my lip re-pierced (that's gone too -___- only because it fell out in my sleep). I've had my nose pierced since I was 12 and my belly button since I was 14. My ears are pierced 2 times each, was 3 but the third hole closed up and my cartilage piercing on my left ear closed up too lol. I'm a mess. My first hole has been gauged, closed up, and gauged again, and currently closing. Each time being stretched up to 7/16ths. I'll end up doing it again, I just never know what I want. And I had my tongue pierced, but it was the most disgusting thing I've ever had to deal with. The healing process made me want to die. And even after it was healed, I couldn't eat right. So that was an unpleasant experience. I'm not saying that's how it always is though, cause I know people who have it done and have no problems with it. Guess it depends on the person.

That sounds like a lot, but it's really not. I want so much done. And I haven't even gotten started on the tattoos I want.

OH and btw, if you're going to copy my tattoo at least don't make it so obvious you copied it from me. Good God people, be creative and get your own damn idea for a tattoo. Ughh. Copying a tattoo is a lot different than copying a piercing. A piercing is just a hole in my body. While a tattoo is something I put a lot of thought into, something that has meaning to me. But just because it's cute, you're gonna slap it on your body? Okay. I'm off this topic before I get really pissed.

If I had a penny for every time I've heard someone say to me or Dina "you know you're gonna have scars there when you get older?" I'd probably have... like a dollar. Yes. I am fully away that shoving a needle in my face may leave a minor scar. There's stuff you can do to help get rid of it blahblaaaah. But I've loved all my piercings, so I will love my scars too. The scars where my angel bites used to be look like tiny freckles. And since my face is covered in them, they blend right in. My left side is a little darker and not quite as subtle cause I've gotten that one redone since it originally healed.

I dunno what else to say. Kbai.

Halloween

is one of the best holidays. This is the first time I'm not going to be trick or treating. And it breaks my heart. I definitely don't think I'm too old, because no one can be too old to go around and collect free candy in some character based outfit. But let's face it, everyone around here is "too cool" for all that. And I'm not gonna do it by myself lol.
Maybe next year. Yeah, definitely next year.
But I still plan on dressing up, cause this is the only day of the year I can dress like a complete idiot and no one can say a damn thing.

Today I reunited with Florence + The Machine. I've always loved Florence Welch, and her voice is possibly one of the best. But for whatever reason, I haven't listened to her in a while. And that needed to change.

Listening and downloading more of her music, brought me to reunite with other old great artists. And all of it made me realize what shit music this generation is bringing. It's depressing me. No one cares about a God given talented voice anymore, it's all about up-beat music and lyrics that have something to do with sex or getting shit faced. Sex used to be hidden in the lyrics. It went from "pink slip inviting me inside" to "gimmie that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff".

I'm not saying I hate all of it, cause I listen to a lot of it too. But some of it's just like, really? I'm glad I grew up listening to 90's music and my iPod is full of music that has more meaning to it than getting crunk and/or giving my body up, like it's my job.

Now you're probably like, well Florence didn't come out with an album until the late 2000's. Well yeah. I didn't say all music was bad from this generation. So don't try and start a battle with me, I'll win. And if you really wanna get into it, most of the artists I like from today are from a different country. Other countries who have much better taste in music. Florence, Tegan & Sara. Adele, Coldplay, Mumford & Sons, Ellie Goulding, the list is endless.

But I do recommend each one of those artists if you don't already listen to them. And for your listening pleasure, here are some links of my favorites by Florence + The Machine. I'd do all the artists but you'd get sick of listening, so if anyone really wants me to, just ask. =D

Florence + The Machine - Cosmic Love
Florence + The Machine - Kiss With A Fist
Florence + The Machine - Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
Florence + The Machine - Shake It Out
Florence + The Machine - My Boy Builds Coffins
Florence + The Machine - Hurricane Drunk
Florence + The Machine - Spectrum
Florence + The Machine - What The Water Gave Me
Florence + The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms
Florence + The Machine - Leave My Body
Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over

And my absolute favorite by her is probablyyyy

Florence + The Machine - Blinding

That's a lot of songs, but considering she only has 2 albums it's really not. And most of the songs are from the album Lungs, her new album Ceremonials just came out in the UK came out maybe a month ago. So any songs from that album on YouTube, her voice is messed with a little so "YouTube officials" or whatever don't delete them. I tried to get them all with lyrics cause sometimes you can't understand what she's saying I guess. I didn't watch every single video all the way through though, so I can't promise all the lyrics are correct.

I didn't think this post was going to be so Florence based, but whatever.
Happy Halloween (=

KDJKLSDJFKS

It is October 28th, 2011.
SO CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY WE ARE GETTING SNOW TOMORROW?!
 -____-

If you can't tell, I'm a little pissed about this.
It was sun shiny weather out not too long ago and here comes mother nature with her mood swings.
I'm more pissed that it's ruining my plans for tomorrow, or making them extremely difficult to continue happily with. SO THANKS FOR BEING SO CONSIDERATE SNOW.

On a more serious note, the weather this year is kind of scaring me. We pretty much skipped Spring and Fall. I'm not saying it's global warming or any of that crap, but it's still not normal. And I'm not complaining on skipping spring either because I love hot as hell weather, but I can definitely live without these bullshit below 60 temperatures. As much as I love the east coast, I may be considering moving to the west in the next 5 years.

On to other things.

I found this video, and trying to explain it will do no justice so you just have to watch it.

So if you're still trying to have the best Halloween decorations around, you can swallow your pride and stop yourself. You cannot win.

Another video worth sharing is brought to you by Anonymous.

Boohoo, Facebook will be gone. What will you all do now for fun you might ask? Do not fear. My no life self has some things to share with you. But beforehand, I'd just like to say that I am in complete agreement with what they're doing. If they can actually do it. But it's supposedly legit, it's been on the news and everything. And if you're following the Occupy Wall Street stories, they're involving themselves in that too. They do not appreciate police brutality and they've made it clear by punishing a few in some brilliant ways.

But some things that are better than Facebook:
-Tumblr (follow me c: summurder.tumblr.com)
-Getting some fresh air in your lungs
-Twitter (eh, not really)
-Reading a book
-Getting a job
-Blogger (this)
-Laughing about things you shouldn't laugh about with your best friend
-Finding your soulmate
-Adopting a new pet

Yeah, there's a million things better to do than Facebook. So quit your whining.

I'd like for you to take a minute of silence at the end of this blog post for my frog Tarzan.
Who got out of the tank and ran away. How the fuck does that work? I'm trying to keep my thoughts of what might of happened to it away from the D word. Now I'm stuck with the retarded suicidal frog Jane who tries to get out every single day and sticks to the walls of the tank looking miserable lol. I feed them and clean their tank and all that fancy stuff, but apparently it's not good enough. Whatever, I still got my retarded kitty.

Tarzan's on the left :'c

Well that's all for now. Have loads of fun doing what you do.